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"Your worker-owned co-op sounds nice and all, but what if it's a sunny day and the 'worker-owners' don't want to work that afternoon? What will you do then?"

Now, I'm not MacGyver, but I do have this scratch paper and a sharpie...

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People should great each other with headpats to be honest, I would support this 100%, I will make it mandatory in the neko state, also hello will be replaced by "meow"
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It's fucking time we stop policing poor people for how they spend their money!!!!!

From the moment you decide to give money to someone, it's not your business what they do with it!!!!

Poor people deserve things that make them happy!

STOP POLICING POOR PEOPLE. Period.

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duckduckgo should play a quack sound effect when you hit the search button

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felt cute, might install some proprietary software on my open source OS later
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here at enterprise software inc. we don't build software, we build technical debt

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in order to expand the number of available IPv4 addresses, I propose using signed numbers instead of unsigned numbers. For example: -127.0.0.1
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Oh, so you're a garbage collector? Enumerate every object.

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misinformation 

e2fs (estradiol filesystem)
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Dresses and skirts with pockets.

Boost if you agree.

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today is international asexuality day, so i'm gonna say hello to all my fellow ace-spectrum associates: we are valid and our needs are important

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Lewd, nerdy, completely asinine 

Its time to call bottom surgery what it truly is. Mastercrafted pussy. Legendary artefact loot drop. Unique equip

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love isn't about sex, it's about if you're vibing

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