They needed more salt before I could consume them. More SO-DIMM-um.

[announcer voice] 📢 Is your enby running slow? Want to give them an extra boost? Try this one neat trick!

So I think I found Blåhaj's sibling at the grocery store yesterday.

No one flip out, ok? I'm just cooling down my tea. Is that ok? Ok. 🍵

And don't worry, I applied thermal paste for maximum heat transfer. Mmm. Creamy. ⬇️

Oh no! I turned @katnjiapus into a backpack! 😱 / Thank you @domino for that amazing quote. :3 ❤️

Furniture paws, but instead of the sticky kind they're actually cute. >^w^<

Person A: "Vad ska du göra i helgen?" ➡️ "What'll you be up to this weekend?"
Person B: "Det... [bifogad bild]" ➡️ "That... [attached photo]"

Context: "Vete katten" roughly translates to "(only) the cat knows", and is an expression from the olden times where cats were a symbol of pure evil and the devil. 🐈‍⬛ 😈

The photo is of a shop sign of a popular café in Stockholm. And the name is said to have come about when the founder was asked what she wanted to call her new café. "Don't know" she said, in Swedish. ☕

Throwback to a couple years ago when I worked at an office with a view, before the building was demolished. 💜

Aww, found a cute little microchip outside the local university here. :3

Your week hasn't been the best, has it? (spotted in central Stockholm today) x3

xkcd's "Types of Scientific Paper" meme, but with trans papers.

Meme'd by Brynn Tannehill on Twitter:

Original meme/comic:

Got a cool piece for a necklace today (the 5 signs from The Witcher 3) and am very happy. :) Can recommend this guy's shop:

And the item listing (if it ever becomes available again):


First progesterone package, and wow... I didn't expect progesterone capsules to be so huge. :O

But up my butt they go anyways! Whee! :D

1 millisecond Gay-to-Gay response time is honestly pretty good for a monitor.

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